mywaytoburn:

bloomberrypancakes:

guccipoop:

when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

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Is that a gay porn gif?

no it’s when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

47 minutes ago // 109,902 notes

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

(Source: goatpolice)

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medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

55 minutes ago // 335,937 notes

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

57 minutes ago // 94,588 notes
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

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